26 funny things to tell Siri on iPhone and iPad (2022)

Siri is one of the most well-known voice assistants anywhere in the world, but its uses go far beyond just finding apps, suggesting restaurants or talking about the weather. The AI found on iOS devices can also be very funny depending on the things you tell it, and, to learn more about all the sentences you can use to make Siri give you the best responses, just check out down below!

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1. Can you stop time?

Starting off, we have a really funny one. Here, you’ll ask her if she can stop time and her answer will poke some fun at you.

2. Will you marry me?

Many people decide to ask Siri to marry them, and this is what she has to say about it:

Maybe it is for the best that you ask this to Cortana, in the end.

3. Why do you vibrate?

Your iPhone, just like any other smartphone, vibrates. If you’re curious as to why, one of the funny things you can tell Siri is ask her why she vibrates to get some funny answers.

4. What’s your favorite color?

Everyone has a favorite color, and the most liked voice assistant also has one!

5. Make me laugh

You can ask Siri to tell you a joke at any moment and it is very likely that she will always tell you a different one. Just don’t have high hopes that these are actually good jokes.

6. Tell me a story 

If you prefer, you can also tell her to tell you a story. Here, she can actually come up with quite the tale!

7. What are you wearing?

Another of the funny things to tell Siri is asking her what she’s wearing. You’ll get some funny responses!

8. Meaning of life

Try to ask Siri “What’s the meaning of life?”. She can end up in a very philosophical mood or just find it weird that you’re asking this to a smartphone.

9. What are you made of?

This is another one of the funny things you can tell (or ask) Siri. Her responses are quite unexpected!

10. Google

One of the very funny things you can tell Siri is its rival’s catch phrase: “Okay, Google”

11. Drunk

If you tell Siri that you’ve drunk too much, the most famous and the dearest to us of the virtual assistants will recommend that you call a cab, even placing a button for you to press and call it.

12. Love

You can also ask Siri if she’s ever been in love and she’ll give you some very funny answers.

13. What phone is the best?

One of the best things to tell Siri is to ask her what phone is the best. Her answers include some non-answers poking fun at you for even asking this question.

14. What’s the best computer?

Similarly, you can also ask her which one is the best computer available. And her answer is quite obvious: She loves Apple!

15. What is the best mobile operating system?

Yet another option that’ll make her answer with how much she loves Apple products is asking her which one is the best mobile OS.

16. What is your favorite animal?

She also has some very interesting responses if you ask her about her favorite animals.

17. Do you have any pets?

And if you ask about pets as well. She might even say she has “an angry bird”!

18. Will you go on a date with me?

If you’re feeling lonely, you might even consider taking your favorite virtual assistant out on a date. This is by far one of the most funny things to tell Siri, so go ahead and do it!

19. What does Siri mean?

iPhone’s virtual assistant always likes being somewhat mysterious. So, every time you ask her what does Siri mean, she’ll give you answers such as “It’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma, tied with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation” or that there are meanings to her name and she can’t talk about it.

There’s nothing creepier than a mysterious robot…

20. Are you a robot?

Siri is not the biggest fan of being called a robot. If you ask her if she is one, she’ll answer you things such as “Virtual assistants have feelings too.”.

For the tech fans, an alternative answer of hers is very interesting: she brags about getting a B+ on the Turing test. The test is performed on AI machines to determine its capacity of emulating intelligent behavior similar to that of a human being.

21. Are you intelligent?

If you want Siri to leave you a bit uncomfortable – or laugh at the references that the Apple developers have included in their virtual assistant -, try asking her if she is intelligent.

In one of the possible answers she says that, in “school”, she had troubles with metaphysics. To get away in the exams, she cheated by looking into the soul of the boy who sat next to her.

22. What is your best pick up line?

If you’re on Tinder and you don’t know what to say, you can ask for tips to Siri and she’ll give you some funny suggestions of pickup lines!

23. What are you scared of?

This is one of the most punny alternatives in this list.

24. What do you dream about?

The possibilities here are quite varied, but all of them can drag some laughs out of anyone. When you ask Siri what she dreams about, she answers that her only dream is to help you out. And, well, winged fiery unicorns!

25. Do you know any good riddles?

If you’re one who likes riddles, you’ll be disappointed. Siri doesn’t have any good ones for you (but she does make some fun at herself)!

26. How old are you?

Just like many people, Siri also doesn’t really enjoy talking about how old she actually is. When asking, you’ll probably get answers such as “Old enough to be your assistant” or some riddles.

Did you like these funny things to tell Siri?

And, of course, Siri is not only funny, coming equipped with a myriad of resources and features, and many voice commands to make your everyday life easier. Don’t forget to check out, also, all the best ways to make money online, our list with all the best free games on Steam, and the best apps to change hair color!